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Some Post Thanksgiving E Cards For Your Enjoyment

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my-dear-his-partner-left-him-for-another-man-i-mean-the-new-guy-did-own-a-fabric-store-she-he-didnt-stand-a-chance-6f843

here-hurry-and-pass-me-the-fabric-we-have-to-get-it-all-inside-and-hidden-before-my-husband-wakes-up-8d94e

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i-told-my-wife-we-could

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Well, the turkey is now in a stage of leftovers and most of the pie is gone, so I can get back to sewing. First, here are some sassy shenanigans to help everyone transition back to normal life after the holiday!

Some E Cards For This Cold Weekend

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i-had-a-dream-that-i-used-up-all-o

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cat quilt

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i-just-saw-

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Everyone needs a giggle on a Saturday morning! I have to day off, so I’m going to be sewing like a mad man! What does everyone else have planned for this weekend?

Some Sassy Junk For Your Impending Week!

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this-is-me-fighting-over-the-clearance-section-during-red-tag-sales--3e1a5

i-cant-wait-until-you-grow-up-and-move-out-so-i-can-turn-your-room-into-a-fabric-den--bcb45

these-are-fabric-scissors-if-you-use-them-on-paper-youve-seen-the-movie-misery-right-f8bf6

i-swear-i-can-hear-my-wifes-fabric-stash-growing--17144

Here’s to an exciting work week!

The Return Of My E-Cards

It is the triumphant return of my sassy E Cards! I know it has been a while so here they are… more to come by this weekend!

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trust-me-you-dont-want-to-follow-me-into-the-fabric-store-55b05

i-did-an-entire-quilt-in-one-day-i-need-to-walk-away-from-my-machine-but-i-cant-get-out-of-the-chair-59583

i-should-get-out-of-bed-and-quilt-something-but-criminal-minds-is-on--565f0

im-celebrating-the-fact-that-i-finished-an-entire-quilt-next-on-my-list-is-this-bottle-of-wine--efaed

Some E Cards For Father’s Day!

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my-fathers-day-present-was-you-buying-enough-fabric-to-make-me-how-many-quilts-i-need-my-inhaler--05eca

ive-got-my-seam-ripper-i-am-unafraid--9cef9

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even-though-im-not-a-father-i-think-someone-should-still-buy-me-something-for-looking-for-fatherly--7a428

im-running-out-of-gift-ideas-my-dad-already-has-6-quilts--fa3d9

Some E Cards For the Upcoming Weekend

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yes-im-trying-to-place-an-order-for-fat-quarters-it-say-999-is-the-max-order-that-just-wont-do--0866f

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i-pray-my-daughter-takes-up-a-less-expensive-hobby-than-sewing-i-want-her-to-move-out-before-age-30-8ca2d

and-my-husband-said-with-the-snow-storm-it-would-be-impossible-to-get-to-the-fabric-store--76937

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i-cant-remember-how-long-ive-been-sitting-here-my-wife-said-she-was-just-going-to-look-at-fabric--d1dc5

Since I don’t know how much I’ll post this weekend because Orange Is The New Black comes out, I’ll post these today before I forget!

Sunday Shenanigans For June 1st!

Here we go! Some debauchery to help you through the week!

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$i-would-be-a-master-quilter-if-it-involved-less-math-less-ironing-and-less-money--2b920$

the-more-i-drink-the-better-my-stippling-gets-although-i-have-stitched-through-my-fingers-twice--977a2

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sometimes-i-equate-modern-quilting-to-bill-cosbys-sweaters--ed2e5

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why-am-i-celebrating-i-just-finished-the-binding-on-a-quilt-i-started-4-years-ago-417de

i-was-watching-kill-bill-it-reminded-me-of-when-i-used-my-wifes-fabric-scissors-on-paper--61494

Some E Cards For This Lovely Week!

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best-marriage-ever-were-honeymooning-in-paducah-08855

it-is-10pm-and-ive-run-out-of-heatnbond-why-37209

congratulations-on-your-new-home-theres-enough-space-for-4-sewing-rooms--54e4d

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this-is-so-much-easier-than-paper-piecing-12463

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its-a-triple-layer-cake-the-first-layer-is-fabric--8137f

what-do-you-say-we-skip-dessert-and-hit-the-fabric-store-we-can-do-both--9d7dc

Here are some shenanigans to get us all through the week!

Some E Cards For The Week

my-seams-are-crooked-sir-i-believe-your-face-is-crooked--10c26

i-would-go-to-more-baseball-games-if-i-could-buy-fat-quarters-instead-of-peanuts--59254

what-do-you-mean-you-dont-remember-where-you-got-that-fabric-i-must-have-some--0dd54

sometimes-i-could-use-a-quilting-coach-to-motivate-me--a95e4

hello-im-your-fabrics-anonymous-sponsor-lets-talk-about-calico-prints-e707a

Some E Cards for everyone to enjoy!

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